I think the heat makes people irritable… It is so hot today that the air feels like a steam room, only more uncomfortable and not at all relaxing! Heat just makes people that are already hard to tolerate, even harder to deal with… It gives them an excuse to be an asshole! I noted this first hand today when dealing with a miserable trollop with a bad attitude who needs to be shot in the face! And just when I thought that my human interactions couldn’t be worse, I had another heat-victim to deal with… Amazing! Lingo just loves fanatical martyrs!
Why is it that miserable people always have to rub off their “my life sucks and it’s not getting any better, but i’m not doing anything about it because i’m too lazy and i love being a victim” vibes on others?! If there’s one thing I cannot stand, it is people who complain about their lives, circumstances or situations, but are not willing to do anything to change it…. I mean, seriously… What are these people thinking, that the prozac fairy is going to fly in through their fucking window, medicate them and make their lives brilliantly amazing with the stroke of a wand?! That someone or something is going to SAVE THEM!!! What a way to spend a life… And the only one you have at that!
Life is too short to be miserable… Life is too short to be lazy… Life is too short to be a fucking victim! These people are the most annoying of all humans! Suck it up and deal with it… Fuck, the rest of us do! Grow some balls (or breasts) and get on with it. Live your life, so that you don’t get to be an even more miserable (if that is even possible) 85 year old senior with a bag full of regret and remorse about all the things you should have, could have, and didn’t do with your pathetic life.
Ooooh look at me rant. Guess that heat is making me a bit irritable too! I better say something nice now to counteract the negative.
Okay… Switching to positive mindset now… Annnnnnnnnd GO:
Some girls and boys look absolutely delicious in this HOT CALIENTE weather! I love when boys wear sandals and sheer linen shirts with cargo shorts… I love when girls wear sleeveless dresses and strappy sandals… I love when kids play in the water to keep cool… I love when dogs have their tongues hangin’ out cuz it’s so damn hot that they can barely breathe… I love how my ass sticks to the leather in my car when I get in and burns like a bitch! I love that my A/C is working!