Well… I must go take the flag from my MINI and have a moment of silence… England fans everywhere are in utter despair at the devastating loss to Portugal we suffered today. I had tears in my eyes seeing their dreams of advancing to the semi-finals crushed before my very eyes! So very sad.
I am gonna do what any other hardcore England fan will do today and drown my sorrows in the bottle drinking the pain away… Cuz that’s how we get down! 😉
Thanks a lot Rooney!!! Way to ruin the game! You fucking pratt! Okay, I still love you… But I’m mad at you! You need to mellow out… Go smoke some funky buddha or something!
Gotta say though Portugal has been playing amazing in this World Cup. Ronaldo (who happens to play for my home team Manchester United) is a super star player, I just don’t think he’ll be able to return to England after this. Portugal deserves to win though… They’re damn good.
Ohhhh and today just happens to be CANADA DAY!!! Sooooo Happy Canada Day people!
Oh god… I just wrote a sports post didn’t I?! Fucking weird… Sorry, promise it won’t happen again! Especially now that World Cup is over for me… Perhaps in another 4 years, you’ll hear from my sporty alter ego.
Now… Back to writing crazy-ass flash fiction that simultaneously perplexes, disturbs, and intrigues, and let’s not forget committing blasphemy (tomorrow IS Sunday)!