Church Signs are Fun Vol. 5

Okay, come on now… Pitching a tent
in a church and calling it a Kid Sexplosion
is a reeeeally bad idea! Fuck, these pedophile
priests are getting sloppy!

Uhhh hello… GIFTS!!! Jesus never
gave me any fucking gifts! I never
asked Jesus to die for me… In fact
I would have advised against it (especially
after watching The Passion).

Perhaps not… But this will. Although it
may not look like much… It is completely
flame retardant from head to toe. You see
an experienced sinner always thinks ahead!

Want more ballsy blasephemy? Go check out previous volumes:
Vol. 1
Vol. 2
Vol. 3
Vol. 4


8 thoughts on “Church Signs are Fun Vol. 5

  1. We truly are not evil people if we think this stuff is funny, are we?

    The little Evangelical shrine down the street puts up cutesy signs about frying in hell. I need to snap a picture when a good one goes up for you.

    You should make it a community post!

  2. Hey SeLiNa!

    Only five more sleeps ’til “KID SEXPLOSION”! Can’t wait!

    Also, that “Stop, Drop and Roll” lady seems really nice…

    Looking forward to the next installment of “Church Signs are Fun”!

    I hope you had a terrific weekend!

    Take care out there!

    Your Pal,


  3. I remember seeing one few days before the year 2000 that said the following:

    “God is Y2K ready. Are you?”

    It had me laughing for at least two years.



  4. haha @ stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell .. ahhh a fun and creative church .. a church with a sense of humor .. that’s always nice to see πŸ™‚

  5. I’ve seen that one about Santa before in my area. The new trend is signs that decry the Davinci code. One thing about the church though, they know how easily the American public can be swayed by a movie. The Davinci code will even out all of the converts that the church got after the Passion of the Christ.

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