Okay… So it’s been a while since I’ve posted a Church Signs are Fun volume… So I thought, being that today is Sunday and that I have sex and religion on the mind… These would be appropriate:
(yes I’m fucked I know… and yes I realize I’m going to hell, thanks!)
Most pimps pray for a good harvest! That’s why they get the nastiest sluttiest bitches workin’ the most popular corners… The hoes will continue to hoe, don’t you worry! Rest assure, your holy pimps and big holed hoes are workin’ it for ya down here!
Duh! I think EVERYONE’S favourite word is come!!!! Unless of course you’re not a consenting adult, or you’re a priest, monk, a nun, or just so damn ugly that you’ve yet to be fucked! The only people who need to find a new favourite word are your parents, your grandparents, and your kids… Because that’s just somewhere we don’t wanna go!
No shit! A 4 inch tongue would bring a woman (any height) to her knees as well… Although a bed with a pillow and a nice place for her to lay down would be more preferable. Soooo does your congregation have any 4 inch tongues? Just curious… If so, see you at the next sermon!
Like this evil blasphemous post? It’s okay you can admit it… (I don’t judge). Here’s some more for ya:
Church Signs are Fun Vol. 1
Church Signs are Fun Vol. 2
Church Signs are Fun Vol. 3