While strolling the isles of a grocery store one day to pick a few unrelated random items, I started wondering what the strangest combination of any 2 items would be. Imagine you’re the checkout clerk and someone comes in to buy coke ‘n’ bacon, nothing else. Or what about bananas and tampons, perhaps some condoms and cottage cheese?! I think about these things… Seriously… I wanna know!!! I always imagine the items being in pairs, but it could be an orgy if items, like a cucumber, two tangerines, a doughnut, a tub of vaseline, and some feminine wipes. Or maybe it’s a couple of melons, a warm apple pie, and some astro glide.
Inquiring minds want to know… What do you think?