There’s nothing like some good old fashioned YO MAMA jokes!! It’s been years since I heard any of these classics… And tonight, I could use a laugh, so here we go:
Yo mama so fat we’re in her right now
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says “we don’t do livestock.”
Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light the Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave!
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
So, just to recap… yo mama is fat, nasty, greasy, and fucking ugly!! Not quite MILF material…