Pour myself a glass of riesling and turn on the tv…
Hasn’t been on for a while and what do I see?
Bullshit, and nonsense and mind numbing crap,
Unfunny sitcoms, B-movies, and bitches I wanna slap.
So I ask myself “why”, “what’s the fucking point?”
Paying each month for this digital joint…
Why do we all feel the need for TV?
When you turn the thing off your mind is free.
Free from Homer, CNN, Survivor, and Dateline
No more Bob Barker, Tyra, Fox, or Design on a Dime.
Oblivious to depressing news from around the globe,
No more throbbing in the temporal lobe.
But I sit there staring at the screen like a zombie,
As I absorb the latest homosexual ad by abercrombie.