Why is it that we can put a man on the moon, send space probes out into space, and can clone a human being… Yet nobody seems able to design strong and unbreakable pantyhose and bring them to the millions of desperate women everywhere who would do anything to get their hands on a pair?! Seriously… I am so annoyed with the number of pairs of pantyhose that have gone in the garbage because I’ve sliced a run with my nail, or because I’ve tugged too hard (which in panty hose language, means NOT HARD AT ALL) while putting them on in the morning only to have them unwearable and ruined mere minutes after opening them. Pantyhose are personally responsible for making me late on many occasions! I should send a fucking bill for my time to Leggs!
What is going on here? Why is this happening? I would gladly spend a significant amount of cash on a pair of indestructible panty hose if I could find some. Women everywhere would be overcome with joy if run-free pantyhose were readily available and as accessible as the current shitty ass ones are.
I have this to say to the entire pantyhose industry: FUCK YOU!!! I HATE YOU!
Wanna be a millionaire? Design indestructible run-free pantyhose and market them properly!
And don’t give me a smart ass comment like “don’t you know Selina, they already DO exist”. If they do exist (which i’m sure they do somewhere, like maybe Minsk), then why can’t I find them?! Why aren’t they in every drug store on the planet?! And why haven’t they replaced the pathetic feeble marathon running pantyhose that are currently on the market?! It all comes down to marketing!! We need run-free pantyhose to become the new standard, the status quo, the norm, the fucking benchmark… We should not accept anything less!!! But we do, because we’re stupid. Or atleast I am…
Can you tell I had a run in my pantyhose today?!
Corporate fucking conspiracy no doubt…