I was gonna go to bed about an hour ago (it’s now 12:30)…. I was so tired, but then I remembered “shit… I gotta put the garbage out tonight” and “fuck… I have clothes in the washer still” and “I’m kinda hungry now that I think about it. I didn’t eat dinner.”
Still haven’t dealt with the garbage scenario… Or the laundry… But, I did just finish scarfing down a Bistro Crustini. Sounds normal, apart from the fact that it’s after twelve right?!
Yah well consider this…
I had one last night. They come 2 in a box. It clearly says on the box “keep frozen”. I guess I musta forgot to put the box back in the freezer yesterday because when I went searching through the freezer it wasn’t there… Low and behold, I look over on the counter, and there it is… The box, on the counter, with the 2nd crustini inside. Still in the same position it was in last night.
So, it’s been out for over 24 hours.
What did I do?
I fuckin’ threw it on a plate, nuked it for 2 mins and ate it.
The wine must have impacted that decision. And now I’m feeling sick… I’m starting to worry about food poisoning… Wondering if I’m gonna hurl… I should’ve just went to bed.