Seriously… Would you miss them? If something just came along and suddenly wiped out all of the bird species in the entire world… No more shit hawks, no more geese, no more pigeons, no more budgies… Nothing! All gone!! Dead. Would you shed a tear?
They shit on your windshield, they build nasty nests in inconvenient places, they spread disease, they can’t be held or cuddled, they aren’t fun to watch, they don’t give a flying fuck (he he… get it? flying fuck?) about you or me, that’s for damn sure. And now… With this Avian Flu craziness… Come on, can you make it any easier to fucking hate birds?! Alfred Hitchcock didn’t help either…
Disclaimer: I’m in a strange mood today, i’m only being half (okay 3/4) serious so don’t bitch me out if you’re a bird lover or watcher. Some birds are nice, yes… just not the ones you see every day. Overall (as a species) birds aren’t my favourite (in case you couldn’t tell).