I feel like I swallowed a dozen razor blades but not before being dragged behind an 18 wheeler truck for a couple of miles and then thrown into a ditch where a large heavy-ass boulder dropped on my head. This fat ugly bastard makes me want to puke!
Ladies, don’t kid yourselves. When you’re in those chatrooms talking to “TallDarkHandsome”, “32AttractiveMale”, “ItalianStallion”, or “HotHungHunk”… If there isn’t a horny 14 year old boy on the other end, then chances are you’re talking to this guy!!!
This post is somewhat selfish. I felt pretty nauseous before posting this and I figured that looking at this fat fucking bastard would probably help get the gagging going, thus allowing me to hurl and eventually feel better.