My scorpio soul sister Sippy invited me to answer some interesting questions. Some of them are quite amusing, and some of them could get me “dooced”, but here are my answers:
1. I’ve never had an operation.
Negatori… I had an emergency C-Section when the demon spawns were born, and I had a little mole cut out of my skin one time that they thought could be cancerous.
2. I once stole a car.
Okay fine, I did!! When I was a highschool punk. My boyfriend at the time and I stole his parents car to drive downtown so we could pick up weed while they were sleeping. Neither of us had a license and we smoked our last joint on the way!
3. Once I had a live frog visit me as a house guest.
No, we don’t get many frogs around here. One of my daughter’s names is Rayne though and did you know that there is a place in Louisiana called Rayne? They have frogs everywhere in Rayne Louisiana. I like Red Eyed Tree Frogs, they are my absolute favourite frog of all time!
4. I own over 40 watches.
No, I unfortunately don’t!!! I do have one very cool Roxy watch though. I own close to 40 pairs of shoes though and probably 20 different purses.
5. I do a tarot reading every day.
Not every day, but I do read tarot cards. I have been reading tarot cards for almost 10 years now. My grandma did it, my mom did it, my aunts did it, and now me! All of the women on my mom’s side. We’re all crazy like that!
6. Sometimes I wear tin foil in my hair.
Yep, when I go to the salon to get my highlights & lowlights done. They put layers of foil in my hair and brush on various different colours, then fold the tinfoil until the colour takes. Then when it’s all done I leave and hand over $200 plus a tip.
7. I’ve never been swimming.
Of course i’ve been swimming!! I prefer pools in exotic destinations to frigid lakes and oceans or any type of sea water. I don’t like swimming with kids because they pee in the pool.
8. I once hid a lobster under my bed.
Nope. Can’t say i’ve done that. There was a girl I went to highschool with though that everyone made fun of for having a turkey baster under her bed… Wouldn’t wanna be having Thanksgiving dinner at her house!
9. Sometimes I sit and stare at the clock for up to 4 hours at a time.
I hate time and everything it stands for. I only wear a watch because it’s a funky looking accessory, not because I give a shit what time it is. I do love watches though, just not time itself.
10. I’m licenced to drive a bus.
No, i’m surprised i’m even licensed to drive a car. I’m one crazy bitch, especially on the road. I drive a MINI Cooper which is like the polar opposite of a bus! I do drive our Jeep though when the demon spawns need to be transported, it’s not as big as a bus though.
11. I once got kicked out of a wax museum.
No. But Joe once punched a Frankenstein at a house of horrors. He was on a corporate conference and they had just been out drinking. The mechanical Frankenstein popped up in front of him and caught him off guard, so he reacted and punched it in the face knocking the head clean off. Probably an expensive repair, luckily they escaped before he got in shit!
12. Me and Jay Jay went to hawaii for christmas.
Who’s Jay Jay? I don’t know Jay Jay. I know a Jay… a couple of Jays actually. Jay is a popular name. I can’t say the same for Jay Jay though, it sounds a bit fruity. I would like to go to Hawaii for Christmas though! I would like to learn to surf in Hawaii.
13. I once conducted a research experiment.
The only experimenting i’ve ever done is with drugs… back in my wild girl days! I guess you could consider that a research experiment in a sense. There was chemistry involved!
14. I’ve never been to Fargo North Dakota.
That is true. I don’t know a fucking thing about Fargo North Dakota. I did watch a movie called Fargo once though.
15. I’ve met Christina Ricci.
No. I’ve only met rock stars, who are much cooler and fun to hang out with.
16. I watched a baby hippo being born.
No. As a general rule, I don’t like to watch anything being born.
17. I collect potato chips that look like Cat Stevens.
No. I only collect potato chips that look like Mr. Potato Head. I have a big collection.
18. I’ve been to New York.
Yep a few times. Going again with some of my crazy-ass girlfriends in January too!!
19. I keep my Aloe Vera in the fridge.
No, but it is a good idea! I might start.
20. I used to keep scrabble letters in my pillow case
No but I do love a good game of scrabble.