Seems like the only ones having fun at this communist bash are Lyle Lovett Jr. and his wacky commy bitch girlfriend who forgot to take her curlers out. Perhaps they are the leaders of the Russian Suicide Club. Look around, do the people look like they are having fun?… HELL NO!!! It looks like they are too consumed with thoughts of their impending deaths! Lyle and Curly Sue are laughin’ it up though aren’t they! The only popular hits this party is going to hear are the sound of direct hits that are about to be dropped on their locale from the skies above, blowing them all to smithereens.
You know what this album is missing? A couple more tongues… I mean if you’re gonna go there, fuck, do it properly!!! I’m wondering what the “If I Ever Kiss It… He Can Kiss It Goodbye!” title is supposed to mean. Is he referring to another Dogg’s bitch? Or perhaps he is referring to the fear of kissing and then biting off another Dogg’s dick. Sounds like Swamp Dogg likes to dive deep into swampy nasty bush territory where fungus runs rampant! He probably wears a lot of lip gloss and often has cold sores. Swamp Dogg is really quite nasty!