Okay labia, you are straight-up creepy! Not only do you look like Hitler’s top ranking spy, but you also look like a serial killing diesel dike muff diver. The roses aren’t fooling anyone. I don’t know German so I don’t know what your album says, but frankly, I don’t want to know! You are one scary bitch! Not to mention you look like you just did a few lines of jib in the washroom before your photoshoot! You could have used a little lip gloss to remedy the dry mouth and you should have worn a darker lens to hide your intense (and creepy) stare! No I will not sleep with you!
You are the very reason why people are fucking terrified of clowns! You might as well have a huge bloody knife in your hand there Mr. Stabby! You were even too creepy for House of 1000 Corpses… You freaked Rob Zombie out when you auditioned! If you showed up at my birthday party I would probably run screaming, but perhaps go back and proceed to beat the fuck out of you with my stiletto when I realized that you couldn’t run very fast in those huge ridiculous clown shoes. Your album cover is not only creepy, but fucking stupid!!