What’s Your Porno Name?

They say (don’t ask who “they” are because I don’t fucking know) that when looking for a porno name, the best formula to find one is to take your middle name and then your street name and stick them together. I have done this for myself, and while my current street doesn’t make for a very good porno name, a previous street I lived on made for an excellent porno name!

Ready folks… Here it is: {que funky 70’s porno music NOW}

Jane Rexdale

Not bad huh. I can see it in big bold letters gracing the box of Gangbangs of New York. Now, I wanna hear yours. If the current street you live on isn’t very porno-worthy, try to think of previous streets you’ve lived on, there must be one! Those who have the best names, may have the opportunity to appear in an upcoming production of mine.

Okay maybe not… but let me hear them anyway! For bonus points, come up with a name for a movie that your new found porno name would make it’s debut in.

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22 thoughts on “What’s Your Porno Name?

  1. Jane Rexdale eh?? sort of has a ring to it…..

    So mine could be Erica Jellicoe or Erica Bennett…what do ya think??

    Not so sure how “porno” they sound.

    And a movie name….how about ” Bennett gets Bent”….haha

  2. Oh Definitely Erica Jellicoe… You could even modify it to become Erica Jellic-hoe… Or Erica JellicOH…

    LOL!!! That’s awesome!!!

    Dirk Diggler is the best guys porno name i’ve ever heard!

  3. Hello baby, my name is Peter Crystal.

    What a knobby name (yes I do know there is a pun in there somewhere šŸ˜‰ ).

    I dont know about being crystal but my knob is pure gold. šŸ˜›

    BTW, why when I go to use an apostrophe does a find box come up in FireFox?

    What did you install? Oooh Im telling your dad when he gets home. Hes going to give you the spanking of a lifetime.

    Incidentally, as a female you might be able to answer a question for me. Does the phrase “Whos your daddy” really turn girls on? I mean if I was a lass the last person I would like to think about sticking his codger in me is my old man. Thats just too gross for my liking.

  4. If you’re Peter Crystal, shouldn’t your knob be made of Crystal? Would make sense…

    Nice one šŸ˜‰

    PS – The “Who’s your daddy” line usually warrants a swift kung fu kick to the teeth.

    šŸ˜‰

  5. I was thinking about some of the other places I’ve lived to see how they work:

    Peter Glover
    Peter Galt
    Peter Murdoch
    Peter Clive
    Peter Coronation
    Peter Gemstone

    Of these Peter Gemstone would be the only one that works as a porn name. Peter Murdoch makes me sound like Maguyver’s nemesis and Peter Coronation makes me sound like come sort of regent.

    Me, regal? Not bloody likely. šŸ™‚

  6. Wookie: You could do soft porn and be Peter G-Lover (a variation of Glover).

    Ill – You can’t be serious??? DUKE BLUEBIRD IS AWESOME!!! I can see it now “Hard Up Entertainment Presents Duke Bluebird IN Forest Hump”!

    Awesome!! šŸ˜‰

  7. Diane – You could bust a tagline with a name like that:

    Jeanette Newcastle: Are you man enough to conquer?

    Or

    Jeanette Newcastle: Featuring a Moat NO MAN can resist!

  8. I heard that it was supposed to be your first pets name and then the first street name you’ve ever lived on.. so mine would be Alexander Moore..

  9. Or… Alexander MORE… (the similar) AleXander MORE… or the AleXander Mmmmore!

    I’ve also heard the pet name / street name formula, I guess there’s more ways than one to spawn a porno name! I’m sure a visit to a Trailer Park would turn one up too..

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