1.) We do not pronounce the word “About” like “A Boot”, but we do say Fuckin’ Eh!
2.) Canadian immigrants have more clout in this country than members of parliament.
3.) We have more sex per capita than anywhere else in the world.
4.) Beavers are EVERYWHERE here! There are more beavers than there are squirrels.
6.) We apologize a lot and tend to be too nice, but when drunk we turn into inconsiderate pricks!
7.) We are immune to the cold and sometimes wear shorts on a warm winter day.
8.) Our stars recognize the fact that they can’t be rich here and head to the States.
9.) Our doctors recognize that they can’t be rich here and head to the States.
10.) We drink beer for breakfast.
11.) The concept for Canadian money was developed over a game of Monopoly.
12.) We love to hate Wal-Mart but shop there for everything.
13.) We don’t have Rednecks here but we do have Hicks!
14.) If you don’t hunt you’re a wussy!
15.) Most of us have never seen an igloo but wouldn’t mind living in one.
16.) EVERYONE smokes the funky buddha here…. and I do mean EVERYONE!
17.) We hate Celine Dion which is why we punked her off to Vegas.
18.) Our National sport is actually Bowling, not hockey!
19.) We invented Keg Stands and are home to the worlds top reigning Keg Stand champion.
20.) Tourists only come here for the beer!
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