Everybody loves cereal, but what ever happened to the good stuff like Count Chocula and Cocoa Pebbles? They don’t sell those cereals anymore! Or at least not in my local supermarket. It’s all multi-grain this, and whole-grain that… I say fuck the grain bitch and gimme some SUGAR!!!
I’m very disappointed about the removal of Count Chocula from the cereal brand market. It has been very upsetting to me! I have been forced to eat Sugar Crisp and Frosted Flakes (They’re Grrreat, but not Fantastic)! Right now, however I am eating All Bran (which totally sucks ass), but i’ll be resuming my regular scheduled cereal programming shortly.
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And would somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck happened to Count Chocula???! I mean seriously…. It provided 25% of daily nutritional needs for 7 essential vitamins and iron as established by the U.S. government… Right?