Okay look Pastor Johnny Ass Tonguer…. Your sign is just nasty okay! Totally inappropriate…!!! You might wanna go back into your chamber and seriously rethink it. Either that, or just come out of the closet and be the man you know you are. Go on… go put those familiar leather chaps on and get out there and find a nice firm bum to lick!! God will forgive you! Hell, he may even smile at you while you’re doing it.
I knew churches were creepy, but I didn’t know they were creepy in a Grim Reaper sort of way! Guess it’s a good thing I don’t go to church… I love life… I’m not quite ready to go yet. I still have lots of twisted things to write and I have not yet figured out how they get the caramel into the Caramik Bar. But thanks anyway you fucking culty death dealers… I’ll be sure to promptly walk through the church doors (or valley of death) when I am good and fucking ready!