Lingo Slinger

That’s write!!!

I am available for hire, for articles, advertising, blogs, opinion pieces, short stories, ghost writing, poetry, columns, and more. The edgier, the better. Just don’t expect conservative fluff! I don’t do that.

I have my own company (Sublime) and work in the marketing industry and do a lot of marketing-related writing, but none of that will appear on this site… My readers here wouldn’t be interested in that crap. I am pretty versatile with my style of writing and can accommodate most requests. I have been writing for a very long time.

Additionally, if you are a publisher or agent and would like to invite me to submit a query or a manuscript, I am working on book #4 and would be more than happy (read: fucking ecstatic) to respond to such an inquiry. It’s only a matter of time before my books start invading the shelves at Chapters! This much is true. I won’t quit until I’m dead.

Email me at lingoslingerATgmailDOTcom if you wanna chat.