Lingo Slinger


69 Things Lingo

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1.) Wine Snob – Does not, will not, cannot drink cheap wine!

2.) Social Media consultant by day (my own biz – Sublime). Writer by night!

3.) Mommy to two gorgeous lil’ divas (identical twin girls)

4.) Born in Wales, U.K. but have lived in Canada (since the age of 4)

5.) Used to be the party girl extraordinaire! Quite lame now!

6.) Lover of body art! Currently host to 4 tattoos, with many more to come!

7.) Spinner of fine house tracks! 12″ Vinyl on Technics turntables.

8.) A bad driver I am! Road raging, erratic, nervous and sometimes aggressive.

9.) Writer of poetry, lyrics, flash fiction, novels, columns and blogs!

10.) Lover of Space Age Era decor, architecture, electronics, and furniture.

11.) Born on November 17th 1978, which makes me a Scorpio to the core!

12.) Tarot card reader (12 years now), but always for fun, never for money!

13.) Groovin’ to my own tripped out funky fashion beat!

14.) Dancing… It’s one of my favourite things to do!

15.) Trying to be a full time writer! Write, query, write, query, reject, reject, reject!

16.) Breakfast is the best meal of the day and should be eaten at any time!

17.) I drive a big honkin’ ML320, which I fully intend on selling.

18.) Lover of football (no, not NFL)… ManUTD supporter!

19.) An unnatural obsession with taking photographs!

20.) Freakishly afraid of spiders and creepy ugly bugs!

21.) Not a big TV watcher in any sort of way!

22.) Never do things the easy way or even try to for that matter.

23.) Have a mom and a dad and a brother and a sister.

24.) Brother is 5 years older (lives in Vancouver) & sis is 5 years younger. Both married, but not me.

25.) My family drinks a crazy amount of tea! It is ALWAYS time for tea!

26.) I own a small freehold townhouse… Not nearly enough room!

27.) I love all things Toki Doki… Obsessed to the core!

28.) I wear lounge pants at home.

29.) Used to have a half-pipe in my backyard, and still own a skateboard!

30.) Used to live in Brampton, ON! In fact, grew up there. But left at 20.

31.) Used to take copious amounts of drugs in my party girl days. Surprisingly, I’m not brain dead.

32.) Have some pretty odd quirks that may or may not be as a result of #31.

33.) My license plate says “Quirky1″

34.) I had issues growing up. I was angry, had a bad attitude and never listened.

35.) I’m a nice girl now. But karma is going to kick me in the head when my girls grow up.

36.) Clothes… Somehow they are taking over! I am always donating them too.

37.) I sponsor a child in Africa who lives in an Aids stricken village.

38.) Napping (especially in the afternoon) is simply magical.

39.) My name (Selina) is derived from ‘Selene’ the Greek Goddess of the Moon.

40.) I (perhaps because of 39) have a weird obsession with the moon.

41.) Sometimes I ignore my phone because it bothers me.

42.) Sometimes I act like such a typical writer.

43.) My personality can be quite destructive at times.

44.) I get moody and have a hard time hiding how I feel. I wear my heart on my sleeve.

45.) My moods often dictate how and what I write… or simply how I communicate.

46.) I am a huge procrastinator when it comes to myself, but get things done for others with ease.

47.) I have a fascination with sex, death, and humour. Weird combo? Perhaps.

48.) Believe it or not I am very romantic when I want to be.

49.) I used to like Cap’n'Crunch when it cut the roof of your mouth, now that the edges are safe and rounded I’m not a fan.

49.) I had a black cabbage patch kid named Fred, he rocked!

50.) I buy kitschy quirky panties, even though I don’t often wear them.

51.) I have an acoustic guitar collecting dust. I think I need a teacher.

52.) I used to read Sylvia Plath to my daughters. Then I thought, “maybe this is a bit morbid.”

53.) Grande Chai Latte 2% with a shot of Cinnamon is my Starbucks drink of choice

54.) I enjoy smoking the occasional joint, but occasional seems to be twice a year.

55.) My biggest fear is never escaping the corporate world and missing out on the creative life that I want to live. I’m good in the corporate world, confident, and competent… I am self-conscious and scared when it comes to my art.

56.) I tend to listen to my heart more than my mind, this can sometimes lead me wrong and cause me to act impulsively.

57.) Organized religion and me don’t get along, but I am very spiritual

58.) Having my girls gave me an inner strength I never knew I had

59.) I love to eat bananas on toast with a nice cup of tea in the morning

60.) I’m a Mac girl, I’ll never go PC. Not in this life.

61.) There’s nothing tastier than a damn fine cut of filet mignon, medium.

62.) When I get nervous my face turns red and I can feel it get warm

63.) I own a Black cat named Rudy. He is so bad and never listens. I respect him tremendously for being the rebel cat that he is, and as much as he pisses me off… I wouldn’t have it any other way.

64.) I love to snowboard, but don’t get out much anymore

65.) Old couples who are still in love and still hold hands are inspiring

66.) Old couples who hate each other but can’t be bothered to do anything about it… are inspiring.

67.) Life doesn’t scare me

68.) I am cynical and jaded at times, but for the most part, I am a pretty happy girl

69.) I like to analyze my dreams and find the deeper meaning


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Comment by Mary Leachman

You were born two months after I joined the military. I feel really old.

Comment by RT Cunningham

Fuck you Mary!

RT, don’t feel old… It’s really just a state of mind.

Comment by lingoslinger

I think you should update your list … ha ha ha

Comment by Mion

You know ,I normally never leave comments on websites, especially ones I merely stumble upon whilst looking for inspiration, or should that be cheats – yeah it should definitely be cheats, for a forthcoming essay. However, for once felt compelled to. Perhaps it was the fact that you too are a MAN U fan, fingers crossed that Ronaldo’s fit for the weekend, or perhaps it was the references to biscuits, which gave me fond memories of a rave in 1990, but more than likely it was Shawn. You see, I am writing a book, supposedly, in which one of the characters, Steve, gets caught by his mate dancing about in a pair of fishnets (small world eh!) with a hard-on that could break toffee, as we say in Scotland, but instead of Madonna it’s Joe Smooth’s Promised Land – which is, incidentally, a must have for any Spinner of fine tracks of 12″ Vinyl on Technics turntables!Anyway, probably telling my granny how to suck eggs…as we also say in Scotland!

Keep it Celt,

Paul AKA Big China.

Comment by Paul

Mion: You’re right… I do have to update my list, among many things.

Paul: Thanks for stopping in and for commenting. Good luck on your book, it sounds like my kinda tale! Any book with a dude wearing fishnets and rockin’ a hard on that can “break toffee” is top shelf in my opinion!! Cheers Paul!! Let me know if you get a site up, would love to read your stuff.

Comment by lingoslinger

that picture up there is so leelee sobievsky…

Comment by Ivy

Vodka Soda with Lime is on my list.

Real in Robb

Comment by driftersonline

I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials. George Mason, 3 Elliot, Debates at 425-426.

Comment by Shrieking likelihood

Hey, I really love old retro stuff and vintage furniture is one of my favorites. The old stuff was made well and lasts, not like the new cheap stuff.

Comment by Vintage Furniture

Awesome list. You are almost exactly 3 years younger (almost as in if you were born 18 October) so you shouldn’t feel old. Actually you’re younger than my second sister but only by almost a year. ;)

How are the little rugrats? They’d be what 4 now?

So feel you on 41, 43, 46, 51, 56, 60 (definitely on this one only except for being a girl part – DNA dictated that one), 61, 62, 65, 67, 68. I don’t even go near 69 only because I have the most fucked up dreams that if they were analysed I’d probably be locked away with all the other sane people. Like the one I had the other day where I was walking down Wellington streets only to see a tornado hit a couple of blocks away, I got really excited because I’ve finally seen one (my one wish before I die is to see a tornado in real life – which may be how I die) but then the tornado turns into a Dalek and I got scared because I thought it’s going to destroy me but then I realised that it hasn’t fired on anyone yet and after mocking it trying to get it to shoot me I go to check it out and find that it’s nothing more than a mockup of a dalek? Yeah, analyse that.

By all intensive purposes you’re the normal one here.

Comment by Loweded Wookie

You write well.

Comment by vinku

Retro clothing is the bomb! My favorite place to find it is Goodwill or any thrift store. Ebay is also a great place to find what you are looking for.

Comment by retro clothing

I dig your honesty. That’s very refreshing. Don’t stop writing!

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