48 Ways To Say NO
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April 4, 2008, 10:04 am
Filed under: Bitchy Rants, Culture, Dialogue, Evil, Life, Pop Cult. | Tags: say no, be mean, anti-yes, NO, no thank you, i don't think so
Filed under: Bitchy Rants, Culture, Dialogue, Evil, Life, Pop Cult. | Tags: say no, be mean, anti-yes, NO, no thank you, i don't think so
I have a headache
She doesn’t live here
I’m actually a Pastafarian
It isn’t something I really dig
I might spontaneously burst into flames
My “God” wouldn’t be cool with that
Satan would not be happy
I’m shipping out of here on a cargo rig
What would your mother say?
I’m too busy doing my self-breast examination
I just got crop dusted and have to flee
Needles are too scary
I’m too high
I’m busy balling socks
Two words: licking batteries
Already crazy enough thanks
Go touch a melon, you’ll get the idea
I can have my ass talk to you if you’d like
Naw dawg
Lets table that for the time being
Why don’t we White board it
Fuck off
I hate you
Lets circle back to that
Come again?
Maybe when K Cars are cool
Can it be turned into a show tune?
Slather some anal lube on and we’ll talk
You must be talking to one of my other personalities
I don’t do anything that isn’t virtual
Go die over there
I’d rather give your old rancid dog a blow job
I’m filming an infomercial right now
Will you wear this?
I have camel toe right now
My fly eyes are indicating a “no”
Shall we discuss over a game of dungeons & dragons?
I’ll inject, you talk
I am feeling a bit gassy right now
I am actually inventing a new colour at the moment
I’m a demonic bunny
I’m reading a really good grocery flyer
Just waiting for Keith Richards to overdose
Probably not
I’m not really talkative
I actually don’t like other humans
Fuck You
Goodbye
* Don’t be a fucking people pleaser
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No problam (:
Funny post, i like “I don’t do anything that isn’t virtual”, HEHE (i submited it to reddit).
Comment by johnie1 April 7, 2008 @ 5:37 pmMy favourite one that I actually use quite often is:
“Do want to be stabbed in the eye socket?”
I have on occasion used:
“I’d rather have my eyeballs ripped out my nasal cavity by a pack of rabid wolverines”
I think I have a thing about eyeballs now that I think about it.
Comment by Loweded Wookie May 22, 2008 @ 4:06 am