Lingo Slinger

She said: “well if you can’t live without me, then why are you still alive?”

He said: “well at first I thought I was walking my dog, but then I noticed it was just you!”

She said: “your face is so ugly, that I am almost fascinated with it.”

He said: “you’re nothing but a trellis for varicose veins.”

She said: “yah well your face is filled with broken commandments!”

He said: “well I normally never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception!”

She said: “is that a beard on your face, or are you eating a muskrat?”

He said: “you’re so ugly you could make a mule back away from an oat bin.”

She said: “you know so little… and yet know it so fluently!”

He said: “and you… you never open your mouth without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”

She said: “I think failure has gone to your head…”

He said: “you have such grand delusions of adequacy don’t you…”

She said: “you know… I think you’re just one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

He said: “I will always love the false image I had of you.”

She said: “I’ve had a wonderful evening… this wasn’t it”.