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I just came across the most AMAZING little series of animated Flash shorts! This poor dude (who’s name is Chester Gaylord) has a microscopic penis, which is infact the smallest on the planet! At full length his erection only reaches one tenth of a millimeter, flacid its under one hundredth. He tries to wank with a cooked elbow macaroni and it slips off and renders him helpless (and really quite frustrated)! This causes him to take further action to try to do something about his little johnson. Other than having a teeny tiny tallywhacker, Dick seems like quite a good fellow, which is perhaps why the Electron Microscope Technician takes a liking to him. The film is done in a Red hue monochrome, which makes it pretty sexy to look at. The sound is awesome too. I give it 10 giant erect penises!
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Where do you find these little clips of things?? I mean that had me laughing so hard…really who has the time to sit around and make things like this. haha good job.
Waiting for the next episode.
Comment by Pegasus September 22, 2005 @ 11:04 amWhere can I pick me up one of those electron microscope thingies.
I’m just askin’
Ben O.
Comment by Ben O. September 22, 2005 @ 11:08 amI particularly enjoyed the Hummingbird Sphincter part in Episode 3!
Ben-O: I believe you can purchase the Elma 7000 electron microscope at your local Wal-Mart, in the sporting section (where the binoculars are). You’ll have to ask the associate about it though, because they don’t keep them on the floor!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Comment by Lingo Slinger September 22, 2005 @ 11:53 amPegasus: I don’t really know how I find these things… I think it takes a disturbed individual to look for them in the first place!
Comment by Lingo Slinger September 22, 2005 @ 11:54 amI am starting to think that you are not so much disturbed as eccentric…very interesting that is for sure…
Comment by Pegasus September 22, 2005 @ 12:26 pmHey, I got my microscope and I couldn’t be happier with it.
Who knew you could do that with a pair of tweezers – I may never leave the house again.
WalMart Rocks!
Ben O.
Comment by Ben O. September 23, 2005 @ 4:19 pmthat’s so cool i wish i had one that small it would be cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by little richard April 26, 2006 @ 2:21 pm