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I’ve been thinking lately about my language usage on Lingo Slinger and have come to realize that I fucking swear a lot!!! It’s weird because I don’t really swear much in face-to-face interactions, on the phone or in fuckin’ social circles or anything like that. I guess I must just think “ahhh whatever it’s the fucking internet… who gives a fuck?!”. I think FUCK is actually a fabulous word , there are so many different ways to use it. It’s so powerful and versatile… quite the attention getter of words. If you’re not using the word FUCK then you are really missing out! Try it, come on say it with me… FUCK… feels good doesn’t it?!
To demonstrate it’s versatility I’m going to highlight some instances where one might use the word FUCK:
“She’s quite the FUCKing dirty whore isn’t she?!”
“Are you gonna FUCK me now or should I just go paint my toenails?”
“Wow, that was one hell of a FUCK! That was yours right?!”
“FUCK this… this is bull shit, talk about a sausage fest!”
“FUCK You, You Cock-Mastering Uncle FUCKer!”
“You are one inbred dumb FUCK aren’t you?!”
“Shit sorry dude… I just FUCKed up your porno tape, it’s not working!”
“Dude… You are FUCKed, take my sisters panties off… Now!!!”
“I just FUCKed up royally on my drivers test, can you post my bail?”
“I was so FUCKed that I drank a citronella candle & thought it was a beer.”
“Why don’t you go FUCK yourself you FUCKing wanker.”
“FUCK it… I don’t care if you’re in a wheelchair, you’re hot.”
“I don’t give a FUCK if you have a 12” dick… you’re not getting in here!”
“I’ll FUCK you up severely if you try to FUCK with me again!”
“You’re such a FUCK up… And don’t blame the ADD!”
“Look at those stupid FUCKers over there swingin’ their dicks in the breeze!”
“FUCK you, you stupid FUCKing motherFUCKer, I’ll FUCK you up!”
So, as you can see, the word FUCK is a very versatile word. The next time you’re looking for a punchy line with some zing, forget about using one of those 12 year old sissy boy words, give your balls (or other hardware) a squeeze and bust out the word FUCK!
SeLiNa
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None of those represent me, I swear. I need to grab a beer, fuck it just give me the citronella candle; wtf it’s an island party.
Comment by Anonymous July 15, 2005 @ 8:54 amHa ha ha!!! My sentiments exactly!
Comment by SeLiNa July 15, 2005 @ 7:52 pmYa, I’d have to agree with you on this word. Except, unlike you, I use this word face to face on a daily basis. A lot of the time it isn’t necessary either. I don’t even realize I’d using FUCK until someone points it out. I have a trucker mouth.
Comment by sara July 15, 2005 @ 7:53 pmDon’t worry… when you’re pregnant you’re TOTALLY ENTITLED to have the dirtiest, rudest most foul trucker mouth in the land (unless you’re in the Vatican City talking to a bunch of cardinals or something)…
Comment by SeLiNa July 17, 2005 @ 9:49 pmhere’s the link to the usage of the word fuck from monty python
Comment by pingpingthepru October 4, 2009 @ 11:33 pm